We all get bombarded with these stupid spam emails, “v!agra cheapmeds!”, “Extend her pleasure”,etc. Today, this one caught my eye as I was about to throw it away. A poem!
I was intrigued. Usually spam is so cold and impersonal…how did they know I like to write bad poetry? Were they trying to appeal to me as a kindred spirit? I took the advice of the poem to heart, and from now on, when it comes to my wife, I will “know her from the s pza ex ivp u pvz.”
I give you the amazing potery of Earlene Hurd:
M- men always would like, that at them all was more, than at others
E- enlarge your manhood today and reap all the benefits
G- guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom
A- and now make a real step to this – buy our means for increase of the m pvz em jo be rt r
D- do not let ladies prefer dildo to you!
I- if the man speaks you, that to him all the same with what at him the si apj ze of the me kib m fqm b glz er – he dissembles
K- know her from the s pza ex ivp u pvz al side how is she i oh nsi xl de exactly.
Breathtaking, isn’t it?