Yes! As I don’t speak German, I can’t be sure this is real. But man, oh man. I would just love to see a Tom Cruise action movie about these guys. A high rise tower under siege, spotlights paint the building. A drug crazed criminal pushes a flaming desk out of the top window, crashing onto a team of paramedics below. The sergeant on scene knows the situation has become too hot to handle. He grabs his walkie talkie and shouts, “Get me F.A.R.T.! I want F.A.R.T. all over this!”
We need some kind of tagline for the trailer – July 2007 – It will blow you away…
Or – July 2007 – Hold Your Breath…
Or -…? Let’s make a contest out of this…
Anyway.
I’ve discovered the drawback of working with small children is working with their diseases, which they’re all too happy to inadvertently pass on to me. So I’m off to a NyQuil induced coma. See you in a few weeks…