By the way…

I won the lottery! TWICE!

Perhaps I should give you details before you request some of my winnings. Firstly, all of my winnings have been spent. On laundry and a few more tickets.

For I matched one number + the mega number on Wednesday, and three numbers on Saturday, and I am now 13 dollars richer. PLUS I won a free scratchy ticket.

Maybe I should hit the bingo halls and see what I can shake out of the gray-hairs before the authorities catch on…