Here are two words for movie fun:

Kill Bill.

The good news: Tarantino is back, doing what he does best, and making me fall in love with seventies gore and chop socky all over again.

The bad news: We’re probably in for four years of Tarantino copycats and wannabes, as we were after Pulp Fiction. Every pitch in Hollywood will probably start… “Imagine Kill Bill, but with… _____”

Speaking of, I have a new book I’m finishing up right now. Think of Kill Bill, but with different stuff. Plus, I started work on it a year ago, and of course, someone had to come out first with some of the ideas. Damn damn.

I told you Arnold would win.

At least I’ll have something to blog about.

There are so many things to write about, and so little time.

I need a new back, and new knees, and more money.

Also, read these books:

Rogue Warrior by Richard Marcinko

Jennifer Government by Max Barry

The Contortionist’s Handbook by Craig Clevenger

Yeah, I read a lot. But at least I don’t do drugs!

Until next time,

Go Cubbies!

…and what the heck, Go Sox.